The Dodge Distraction

And now for the main event...

2010-11-25T19:04:00.000-08:00

Alex loves jamming to this song. You should see his serious expression when he's really gettin' down to the beat!

Alex at the Improv

2010-11-25T18:50:00.000-08:00

This was the pre-church activity last week.

...или так

2010-11-13T22:23:00.001-08:00

Очки мы надеваем, чтобы видеть цветные сны.

Спим вот так...

2010-11-13T22:21:00.000-08:00

А вот так мы спим: со всеми нашими игрушками и любимыми книжками.

Наш улыбчивый мальчуган

2010-11-13T22:20:00.000-08:00

Моя семья

2010-11-13T22:19:00.000-08:00

Эту картинку Сашка нарисовал в садике. Я не сразу врубилась, что же на ней нарисовано. Оказалось, что там три человека: папа, мама и Сашенька.

Холодно

2010-11-13T22:18:00.001-08:00

Сашке стало холодно, и Майк его укутал вот таким образом.

Сашка с Алисой

2010-11-13T22:16:00.001-08:00

Сашка играет с Алисой у нас во дворе.

Halloween 2010

2010-11-13T22:13:00.001-08:00

В этом году у Сашки было два костюма, но именно в этом костюме ниндзи мы пошли на вечеринку.

Чистим зубы

2010-11-13T22:11:00.000-08:00

Сашка любит помогать нам чистить наши зубы.

Прятки

2010-11-13T22:10:00.001-08:00

Так Сашка у нас прячется. Он думает, что если мы не видим его лица, это означает, что его всего не видно.

Сашка поет песню "Облака, белогривые лошадки"

2010-11-13T21:59:00.000-08:00

Это видео сделано специально для мамы с папой, т.е. бабули и дудули, как говорит сам Сашка.

New updates...

2010-07-22T11:59:00.000-07:00

Quite a bit has happened since we last posted anything. And rest assured, everyone, we'll post more pictures of Alex and Co:

Inna and Alex are now in Armenia, spending time with Inna's parents for the next month. First time Inna has seen her dad in more than six years. Her Mom was here for Alex's first three months of life.

Alex is keeping his other grandparents busy, has already broken the toys given him, and doesn't let Inna sleep a full night. He's still the adorable, rambunctious two-year old.

Mike started his new job with DeVry University last week, doing training in Denver, Chicago next week...and then Denver again. So much to learn in so little time. Better pay. Better health insurance. Better work conditions. Better hours. And more time with Inna and Alex!

So much has changed...but life is beautiful!

"Take me out to the BALLGAME!"

2010-06-04T20:12:00.000-07:00

There is an ongoing battle between soccer and baseball in this family. Alex is learning both now. YES!!! (Eat that, Igor!)

We bought Alex his first baseball, bat, and stand today! I admit it, I thought of how much his uncle Igor hates baseball (all the way from the car to the sports section and through the checkout). It's a beautiful thing.

Alex had so much fun hitting the ball. He has quite the swing, too. So even though soccer is a great sport and quite fun to watch, baseball reigns supreme as the celestial sport! Alex will definitely learn why that's true! Yeeah!

Alex put Inna's giant 'goggy' in timeout...and included an FMC Corporation hat with it. Сашка наказал свою собаку, посадил ее и не разрешает вставать.

2010-05-22T17:06:00.000-07:00

We just love this kid!

2010-05-22T17:04:00.000-07:00

Alex flaunting his new artwork Сашка показывает свое искусство: сердечко для мамы и божью коровку.

2010-05-22T17:02:00.000-07:00

His heart for Mother's Day.

This used to be a ladybug.

Alex keeps on calling these formations 'Dinosaurs' Сашка назвал эти горы динозавриками.

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2010-05-22T16:57:00.000-07:00

Alex is pushing Inna's head out of the way...
Inna saved my life by carrying Alex the last part of the hike from Delicate Arch. I refused her help for most of the trip up the steep incline...but then I finally realized that I might pass out. (That's how out of shape I am)

Moving a little rock... Пытаемся сдвинуть с места "маленький" камень.

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At the arches...

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At Delicate Arch

Doesn't this look like a picture in a CD insert?
The first day...

The Hat Thief...near one of the arches

2010-05-22T16:41:00.000-07:00

In Moab for a much needed weekend vacation

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The many faces of Alexander Daniel Dodge

2010-05-22T16:34:00.000-07:00

Oh, he looks so naughty here...much like his dad, right?

Near South Fork Park in Provo Canyon

2010-05-22T16:29:00.000-07:00

The Dodge family

Posin'
Remind you of any famous picture?

Alex at Thanksgiving Point

2010-05-22T16:25:00.000-07:00

Thinking...

Celebrating after counting to ten

Thinking...again...

Moving away from Inna's concentration and her attempt to wipe his runny nose.

At Thanksgiving Point Фестиваль тюльпанов

2010-05-22T16:23:00.000-07:00

At Thanksgiving Point (and Alex ran the entire time that he wasn't in the daypack)

2010-05-22T16:21:00.000-07:00

Posing in PJs and pads!

2010-05-22T16:09:00.000-07:00

INNA IS A NATURALIZED CITIZEN!!!!!!! Новая гражданка Соединенных Штатов Америки!

2010-05-22T16:08:00.000-07:00

Inna is an official American!
There were people from all over the world at that naturalization ceremony. The auditorium was way too warm. We waited for over an hour in that heat. But they really impressed us with a children's choir and little speeches from many of the kids. (Amazing how many of those kids appreciated the freedom of religion.

Alex even behaved throughout most of the ceremony. The only time he got worked up was after President Obama's speech to welcome the new citizens. Once the video ended, Alex stood on my lap and yelled several times "Obama? Obama? Obama!" Everyone around us laughed.

Even though his dad completely disagrees with the president's policies, it's good that Alex recognizes the current president, even at such a young age.

Kickin' around the yard Во дворе

2010-05-22T16:00:00.000-07:00

He's already preparing for school pictures

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Priceless...

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Alex and his 'stickert'

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Alex loves putting stickers all over his face and our faces (except can't do on his dad's cuz my skin is too oily)

This picture explains so much...the Incredible Hulk...

Alex's b-day party pictures Сашкин день рождения

2010-05-22T15:48:00.000-07:00

Don't quite remember what Vince was doing here...but he's one of Alex's heroes.

The new addition...Marcus...so adorable.

Ronnie and Alex's other, hero, Josh...in some sort of celebrity death match. Guess who's winning.

Alex with his aunt, Amber, uncle Michael (MTV), and his woman, Alisa.

Eeeee-uuuh! Իաաաաաաաաաա Իսկական հայ

2010-05-22T15:46:00.000-07:00

Would you mess with this kid now?

What a way to wakeup in the morning...

2010-05-22T15:44:00.000-07:00

This morning, while Inna was taking a shower, Alex came into our bedroom and laid down with me. Then he started twisting and turning and grunting, trying to get up. After finally getting onto his knees, he leaned over me, kissed me on the check and said "I love you."

Can you think of a better thing to hear from a young child? I can't.

The many expressions of Alex

2010-03-21T19:02:00.000-07:00

Already beginning at fake smiles for pictures
His slightly stoned-looking beginning of a picture smile

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Alex, perfecting his organization skills. He does this with his trucks, too.

Shall We Dance? Or just hug me?

2010-03-21T18:58:00.000-07:00

Priceless pics of Alex with Alisa...

Never to tire of posting pics of Alex...our little precious

2010-03-21T18:44:00.000-07:00

Alex, sporting his new sweatshirt handmaid by Malvina, or as he says "Mameema"

Alex's girlfriend, Alisa, showing him how to ride his new tricycle.

"Soy combatiente, nadie me va a parar!" Alex is now 2yrs old!

2010-03-21T18:35:00.001-07:00

Does anyone else see any resemblance? (Minus the tattoos, of course)

After watching Where the Wild Things Are, I now understand Alex even better. We love him so much!

The Dude

2010-01-05T08:24:00.000-08:00

I think Alex is destined to be a boxer, given how often he swings at us. (Each time bringing on a few seconds of 'time out') The repercussions are usually a little worse when he hits Inna...except when it's right before bedtime. (If he isn't going to box, he'll strategize professionally.) A few weeks ago, we'd be having family prayer and I'd hear a loud SMACK! And then Inna, even if she were praying at the time, exclaiming 'Oooooow.' That happened at least three times.

Now, though, Alex waits until we are changing him before bed, while putting on the diaper. Then he smacks us...but why put him in time-out when he's about to go to bed? Well, I think he knows when to do so because the worst he gets at those times is a 'serious serious' stare and a brief lecture about hitting.

Good news, though: Alex has decreased his violent episodes. Whew...

Alex's new word of the day

2010-01-05T08:21:00.000-08:00

Alex now says 'beeza' for 'zebra'. (Zipper is said 'pisterrrrrrrr')

New words

2009-11-08T22:02:00.000-08:00

Alex has now learned to say 'dis' to everything (this?) and repeatedly points at the Disney movies and says either 'wash (watch)' or 'voovie (movie)'. Once again...cute as always.

A Child's Prayer...

2009-11-08T21:59:00.000-08:00

This past week, we were saying family prayer right before Alex went to bed. He was standing on the footstool right next to where Inna was sitting, with his back to her. After we said 'Amen' I looked up and saw Alex bow his head, close his eyes, mouth a few words, and then end with an 'Amin' of his own.

Oh, it felt like that room became even more special after Alex's prayer. I've no doubt that he was really communicating, too. Cute kid

The new Easter Bunny?

2009-11-01T16:04:00.000-08:00

The only things Alex enjoys wearing more are his dad's smelly hat and shoes...

Where the Wild Things are...

2009-11-01T16:03:00.000-08:00

Alex at his most innocent, sleeping with his stuffed friends...

The Dodges at Bridle Veil Falls...the conclusion

2009-11-01T15:58:00.000-08:00

Alex after a long, hard, laborious, and cold trip to Bridle Veil Falls...

The angelic close-up. He was so tired that nothing would wake him up...

Proof how tired he was...one large teardrop after we headed to the car...

Why was he crying? Because he enjoyed running/walking (mostly running) along the path with each parent. The differences in height crack me up...

The Dodges at Bridle Veil Falls

2009-11-01T15:54:00.000-08:00

Trying to get Alex to look at the goofy camera...

He finally looked...

...but only for a moment...then he started whining...

Until he got free!

The Ward Halloween Party, 30 Oct 2009

2009-11-01T15:48:00.000-08:00

Alex at the BYU 175 Ward's Halloween party...the married ward.

Alex and Inna...with a large piece of cornbread that I think he robbed from an unsuspecting young couple.

Alex loved his pumpkin costume but HATED the thing on his head. This is his attitude face.

The evidence of his dislike...oh poor lil' boy.

Alex post-fit and post-timeout

2009-10-09T19:59:00.000-07:00

Here is Alex FINALLY in his high chair, eating yams/sweet potatoes. He had just returned from a brief stint in his room and after littering flipping all over the place in protest when I tried putting him in his chair for dinner.

It took some silly dancing and strange facial expressions from his dad (me) to get him laughing. This little kid can throw fits, man!!

Alex...and dogs...anything dogs-related

2009-10-09T19:56:00.000-07:00

I came home from work today and Inna pointed to the front room...and I saw this cute little scene. Alex was watching Lady and the Tramp. And he loves dogs. His little, soft stuffed dog. Real dogs (especially Einstein and Inna's friend's dog). He sees dogs and screams with delight 'Goggy!!!!' Oh this was so cute...

Sitting on his changing pad...???

2009-10-09T19:47:00.000-07:00

Okay, Alex is a character. Every time Inna cooks, Alex runs free because his Mom is occupied. So Alex removes all of our pots and pans, tupperware, and other things. This day he also took out many of his toys, spread them all over the dining room/kitchen floor...and then took his changing pad off of his changing table/dresser and brought it into the kitchen next to Inna. Everywhere she went, he followed...with the changing pad.

Alex in one of his gifts...a Blue Pooh Bear???

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Alex...homie style

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Alex and the War with Yogurt

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Isn't this precious? Alex and his favorite yogurt (our yogurt).

This is Alex at his most devilish...

2009-10-09T19:39:00.000-07:00

Now he's looking more like his dad, with the devilish look and all...

Alex Van Gogh

2009-10-09T19:36:00.000-07:00

If you can see this clearly...Alex has just finished drawing with his crayons (the non-toxic kind that he still chews despite disliking the taste). The little guy draws on his face more than the paper. But isn't that pretty normal? Who knows, maybe he and Vince will be the next artists in the family?

To discipline a child...and don't think me MEAN

2009-08-23T20:30:00.000-07:00

I know some people out there disagree with 'time out' for someone as young as Alex, but he makes it work like a charm. No longer does he spend 'time out' in his crib. Instead, he runs to his room, screaming like a banshee, and stands in the middle of his room...until Dad sits in front of the door frame to the room and opens his arms (signaling that punishment is over).

I never meant to make it a standard thing, but it works like a charm to get Alex to calm down. It's so cute, though, because sometimes the door will be partially closed, and Alex will stand by the opening, crying, looking at me, waiting for my open arms. Then we have a great father/son moment and I explain why he was punished. Better, though, is when I tell him, after him severely misbehaving, "Alex, go to your room." I point to his room; he starts crying and runs to the middle of his room, beginning 'time out'. The good part is that he is usually quite aware that he is misbehaving before I send him to his room. So...thankfully, we've found something that has been working with calming down El Dude.

I know I've been dubbed the 'mean uncle' who disciplines over 'small things'...but I believe in the power of 'time-out'. And I end it with love, hugs, and kisses.

El Dude continues his reign of adorable-ness

2009-08-23T20:25:00.000-07:00

"Touch the sky/Come up in the spot, lookin' extra fly!"

I never thought a kid could have so much fun with an empty box of diapers...

Nor did I think that same kid could like women's shoes... (As long as he doesn't turn 'emo' and wear girls' jeans)

A slight tangent from Alex Land

2009-08-20T21:48:00.001-07:00

Okay, anyone that knows me (Mike) knows that I am passionate about this country and the preservation of her ideals. I am getting sicker and sicker of "politics as usual" and sincerely yearn for men and women that care less for power and more about the good of the nation. I, too, have become sick of political games and risky maneuvers to gain 'political victories.' We have seen far too many games in the last several years, and I am sick of them all. The current, controversial, health care 'reform' debates have stirred up storms...and the following article from Caroline Baum expresses some of my frustrations about politicians in general. Bottom line: they don't care about us, the regular citizens and residents of the nation. They are far too filled with contradictions, hypocrisy, and logical fallacies! Will the real, honest citizens please stand up?

(I know many of you read our blog to see pictures of Alex, but I'm going to 'bore' you with something that is important. If you don't like it, too bad; you need to pay closer attention to what's going on. The silent majority has more power than you realize...so speak up and get engaged in your nation!)

Aug. 19 (Bloomberg) -- When the political winds shift -- when a party is voted out of power or a policy is panned by the public -- Washington turns to its favorite pastime: the blame game.

And so it is with President Barack Obama, who tripped on his sprint to the health-care-reform finish line. Voters, it seems, want to understand a little more about what ObamaCare will mean for them, what it will do to the doctor-patient relationship, and what it will cost future generations in higher taxes and, yes, rationed supply.

Rather than examine the public’s concerns, the plans’ inconsistencies or the sheer irresponsibility of trying to ram something this big and complicated through Congress without a small-scale trial, the Obama administration is pointing fingers. Lots of them. Most of the targets are just plain silly.

1. Conservative groups

When liberal activists, including trade unions, Acorn and MoveOn.org, protested against anything and everything President George W. Bush said or did, it was called grassroots democracy.

When conservative groups encourage supporters to attend town hall meetings and make their sentiments known to their congressmen, it’s un-American, disruptive and the work of right- wing extremists.

Madame Hypocrite

Where was House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Democrat of California, when President George W. Bush was being compared to Adolf Hitler and the Nazis? She was a “fan of disrupters” in those days, as she told anti-war protesters at a January 2006 town hall meeting in San Francisco. Pelosi only developed a thin skin (too much plastic surgery?) when the Democrats took control of the executive and legislative branches of government.

The effort to blame right-wing groups is transparent. If my feedback on a recent column is indicative of the political persuasion and demographic distribution of the protesters, these are ordinary Americans energized by the debate, frustrated at not having a voice and motivated to exercise their right of free speech. Attempts to smear opponents and shut down debate are, well, un-American.

2. Insurance Companies

Garnering support for health-insurance reform by demonizing insurance companies is a cheap shot, albeit one that resonates with the public. After all, these are the faceless bureaucrats who deny or pay claims in a seemingly arbitrary manner and refuse or cancel coverage if you cost them too much money.

Stubborn Facts

Facts are stubborn things, this White House is quick to remind us. And in this case, the facts don’t support the vilification.

If insurance companies were gouging the public, the evidence would show up in one of two places, according to Graef Crystal, a compensation expert in Santa Rosa, California, and occasional Bloomberg News columnist: excessive executive pay or excessive returns to shareholders.

His analysis of five major health insurers shows just the opposite: below-market pay and below-market shareholder returns.

“There’s no case here for undue enrichment of shareholders” or over-compensating CEOs, Crystal finds.

Health care needs a major overhaul, but that’s no reason to make scapegoats out of insurance companies.

3. The Media

I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard Obama point the finger at the media at his town hall meeting last week in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Fishing Expedition

The president, defending the White House’s fishing expedition for “fishy” e-mailson health-insurance reform (suspended this week by popular demand), blamed the media for “distorting what’s taken place.”

Is this the same media that was in the pocket for candidate Obama and waltzed us through the honeymoon? If Bush had been as reliant on his teleprompter as Obama, or said “Cinco de Cuatro” when he meant “Cuatro de Mayo,” the press would have been all over him for being inept.

Sorry, Mr. President, you have no idea what it means for the media to distort what’s taken place. The long-gone Bush administration is getting more negative press than you are.

4. Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, the recently retired governor of Alaska, 2008 Republican vice-presidential candidate and Democrat’s favorite whipping boy (or girl), created a stir with a reference to death panels on Facebook. Palin said she didn’t want her parents or Down-Syndrome baby to “have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide” what kind of medical care should be allocated to these less productive members of society.

Blame the Democrats

This is the same Sarah Palin whose foreign policy experience was summed up during the campaign by her ability “to see Russia from land here in Alaska.” This is the same Sarah Palin credited with changing the terms of the debate? C’mon. That’s too laughable to address.

Besides, there’s a kernel of truth in what she said. Like all goods and services, medical care is a scarce resource that must be rationed. The only question is how: by the market (price) or by government mandate.

If government is doing the rationing, what exactly will bureaucrats use to determine who gets what care and who doesn’t?

Opposition to fast-track health-insurance reform is coming from Obama’s own party. Senator Kent Conrad, Democrat of North Dakota and one of six Finance Committee members involved in bipartisan negotiations, said on Fox News Sunday that the goal is to “get this right,” not meet some “specific timetable.”

He said the Senate lacks enough votes to pass a bill with a public option. “To continue to chase that rabbit, I think, is just a wasted effort.”

There’s always room for one more -- the Democrats -- on Obama’s blame-game list.

(Caroline Baum, author of “Just What I Said,” is a Bloomberg News columnist. The opinions expressed are her own.)

To contact the writer of this column: Caroline Baum in New York atcabaum@bloomberg.net.

The Dodges and Dung

2009-08-15T15:54:00.000-07:00

Okay, here are two disgusting stories that I just couldn't resist telling...

1. Back in June, Alex got the stomach flu from the little dudes at daycare, so I stayed home with him for two days (as directed by the doctor). On the second day, Alex felt quite better and continued his regular running around. It was during one of those sprints that I noticed a light light yellow/brown puddle on the front room rug, which I thought was pudding (because we have pudding that color). I walked over, kept Alex away from the puddle, and put my finger to the puddle and smelled. Well, I did too good of job smelling because I also stuck the stuff in my nose...and noticed that it was feces/diarrhea. Alex had filled his diaper with Flaming Gorge-amounts of diarrhea...and I had put it in my nose. Yeah...I swear I could smell it for hours after, even though I washed my face immediately after changing Alex.

2. Today, 15 August 2009, Alex was chilling with us in the kitchen while I cleaned up my email account (over 300 unread business and sales emails). Alex walked over to my legs and sat down on my calves for a bit then got up and ran around. Well, he left my legs wet, which I thought might have been urine. No, I had just changed his diaper...no way he could fill it with urine that quickly! So I looked and...aw, man!...Alex left serious skid marks on my left leg. Once again, he had filled the diaper and then squeezed some on my leg. I haven't been that tempted to curse in a long time.

Long time since the last post...

2009-08-09T18:25:00.000-07:00

Many of you have commented on the dearth of new pictures of Alex, etc. Yeah, I know, we don't update our blog as much as we should. Sorry. So...maybe I should update you on the new goings-on with the Dodges.

1. Inna has now betrayed BYU and is working for UVU (I know, it's a tragic move...but necessary. Too bad BYU had contract limits.) Just kidding...no betrayal. Her heart still bleeds blue for the ELC, not the odd green and brown of UVU. Wow, the Honor Code seems to make a world of difference.

Great news, after several years of working her tail off, Inna will be able to stay home with Alex (and work her tail off with him at home...but at home, that's the most important thing.) She needs the break. (Scratch that...she will still teach one evening class at UVU.)

2. Mike is now working as a high school Admissions Consultant for Stevens-Henager College, feeling the sweet relief and rescue from Macey's. A job is better than no job...but some are worse or get worse than others. However, Stevens-Henager College will be a great experience and a great way to mostly provide for the family.

Mike is also weighing his education options (no, he is NOT chickening out) between an employee benefits-provided MBA degree and later law school or study for the LSAT and take it NEXT YEAR! Meanwhile, Stevens-Henager will demand a great deal of time.

3. Alex is growing and growing. He gets faster every day, making his parents work harder in catching him. Also, he's not even two years old and he loves computers and can't get enough of looking at himself on the computer screen.

He constantly wears his parents' shoes, tries helping Mike with vacuuming the house, and has fell in love with corn-on-the-cob (well, corn cut off the cob).

As expected, he is a little, 26-pound drop from heaven. If all kids were like Alex, the world would be so much better. Wait...if only the world were like children...

Short of it: life for the Dodges presents its challenges...but life is beautiful.

P.S. Inna will still have to work part-time, but from home...

Future director?

2009-08-09T18:21:00.000-07:00

Alex laughing and enjoying himself while watching a video of himself. This is such a blast watching his reactions. He even acts out the same stuff on each video.

Cute kid.

Yeah, baby, yeah...

2009-08-09T18:17:00.000-07:00

He just can't get enough of staring at the computer screen, especially when we show him pictures and videos of himself.

Alex is adorable with this computer. He will grab a chair from the front room, either push or pull it into the dining area, place it in front of the table, sit down or stand, and stare at it. Now, though, he has started screaming in delight at his pictures!

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

2009-08-09T18:15:00.000-07:00

This is classic 'fit throwing' Alex. He flops on the floors or pretends that he knees don't work...

Hey Josh, is this slightly reminiscent of your infamous pre-church screaming pic? Just adorable!

Giddy up, giddy up!

2009-08-09T18:10:00.000-07:00

Alex taught himself how to ride the 'horsie' donated by Melissa. Thanks, Melissa. He loves riding it back and forth.

Don't you just want to nibble on or pinch those little cheeks?

Size 12 in Attitude and Aspiration

2009-08-09T18:08:00.000-07:00

Doesn't every kid try his dad's shoes? This is always fun, as is finding random toys and treasures wedged in the toes of my shoes.

Zzzzzzz...

2009-08-09T18:05:00.000-07:00

El Dude rarely does this, but he caught up on some needed sleep. All he needs in more open eyes and gray saliva (resulting from licorice candy, which we don't feed him...) and then he'd look like his father at a younger age.

These are some of my most favorite moments, when Alex rests his head on my chest and falls asleep. I love it!

4 July 2009 - The Patriot...

2009-08-09T18:02:00.000-07:00

Alex was so excited about the Fourth of July. He partied, watched his parents and aunt/uncle do yard work, played in the water, and caught up on lost sleep. As you can tell, he wasn't a huge fan of the barbecued hot dogs. Oh well, we all enjoyed them!

To think, two years ago, we were anti-cell-phone...

2009-06-02T19:23:00.000-07:00

...and now our little boy is learning how to use technology. He gets our old cellphones and says: "Dadadada..." and other things. It's adorable.

23 April 2009

2009-06-02T19:12:00.000-07:00

Two milestones...Mike's graduation and Mike and Inna's four-year anniversary. If it doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment, that's because there is so much more. The better has yet to come!

2009-06-02T18:32:00.000-07:00

April 15th...a little more than two months ago...during that freak snowstorm. As you can tell...our trees have never been the same. There used to be four in front...now there are three. The snow destroyed the trunk of one tree and broke off at least twenty thick limbs from the others. The tree closest to the driveway still looks like a mountain man's teeth...ragged and missing.

Good kids and bad kids...

2009-05-21T09:03:00.000-07:00

I'm not the most patient guy on the earth (sorry to disappoint the believers)...and it takes some real self control and 'sucking-it-up' to endure a child's incessant screaming over being put to bed (after twenty minutes of blood curdling screams, he's asleep)...but I've learned something about children. They are difficult. But that difficulty arises because rearing children is part of godliness (not to say that I'm deity by any stretch of the imagination)...and when has anything really worthwhile ever been easy?

Reminds me of two political science classes I had. One, Political Science 200 was a bear. I had weekly projects due and heavy amounts of research and preparation. I haven't worked that hard in a class throughout my entire education. I averaged three to four hours of sleep finishing up the projects...and ultimately got an A in the class. Two, Political Science 316, an interesting course about American political parties. I learned a great deal from the material and studied for nearly three weeks to prepare for the only exam. I worried about it and lost sleep over it...but the final took me 15 minutes and I only missed one question. Left the room happy with the A, but also disappointed and robbed by the ridiculously easy examination. My point is...both classes were fine...but only the one that stretched me ended up meaning something.

Which is why I think an impatient person can successfully calm him or herself when children slip up. Why? Currently I serve in a position where I'm confronted with young adults' unwise choices and must then participate in counseling them about the consequences and seeing that they receive the assistance necessary to learn from their mistakes and change their lives. It's not an easy thing to witness. It's an edifying experience but also a draining one. I'm repeatedly reminded how precious children are, no matter the age, and how merciful God is to his children. I see how these young adults are given opportunities to correct their lives, and not one has ever left those meetings with a 'easy slate.' It's all hard. It hurts like repentance should...but worth it. Now I'm not equating child-rearing with repentance; I'm merely reflecting on God's love for his children. I feel it in those experiences as I do with caring for Alex.

He's at the stage where he talks back and tries lashing out in frustration, pinching or hitting. He's still a little angel through and through but just in that transitional phase where he just won't listen. No matter. Sometimes I want to scream and run outside, yanking out chunks of hair and ramming my head into brick. But then I calm down and realize how precious that kid is, especially when he disarms me by smiling right after he's naughty. Point is...I've learned and am still learning that children are precious, no matter what their age. Consequently, are there really very many bad kids? I think that number is significantly smaller than I've ever realized. Hmmm...

Alex helping Inna in the kitchen...

2009-05-21T08:57:00.000-07:00

Inna was doing something in the kitchen and turned to find Alex helping with the dishes and sitting in our pan. He pulled the pots and pans out then sat in the largest one. Funny dude.

2009-05-21T08:55:00.000-07:00

Strike a pose...Alex is already preparing to become a deacon!

Two pictures to soften any heart...

2009-05-21T08:46:00.000-07:00

Three stooges??

2009-05-21T08:41:00.000-07:00

Children of God come in all shapes and sizes...

Damien? Naw......

2009-05-21T08:32:00.000-07:00

The epitomization of El Dude...this picture captures the little angel in his sweetness, curiosity, and naughtiness...

Just for kicks...

2009-03-23T15:22:00.001-07:00

We took this picture and I couldn't help remembering the previous picture...any similarities?

Alex...one year old!!

2009-03-23T14:56:00.000-07:00

It's unbelievable, but Alex is officially 1 yr and 8 days old! We still can't believe how much our little dude has grown. Even more amazing is the fact that he started doing so many things on his birthday. One: squealing (not crying or yelling, but high pitched, ear-splitting squeals like a slaughtered pig!); two (and most important): walking. Alex had taken a few steps once or twice before his birthday, but he saved the grand finale for everyone on his birthday. Three: standing up by himself.

We saw the little guy following around his balloons, screaming in delight. He would charge (crawl) into the crowd of balloons and tackle as many as possible. It was adorable. And then the guests came...

He started slowly walking, four or five steps here, two or three there. Then he got brave and would walk across the room. His Nana brought punch balloons, and he got even crazier. It helped that his cousins, Josh and Vince, were playing with him.

I've seen Alex happy as can be, but something happened with him that day. The already sweet boy turned into a hoot. He walks all over the place. He still squeals. But most of the time, he is entertaining us and showing us why family is so precious. Inna and I want more now...

Oh yeah, one more thing: Thanks to everyone that came to his shindig and supported the little guy; you helped make it a special day for him. I can't wait to make a movie of the footage we have. What a cute little guy...

Alex and Wal-Mart

2009-03-07T16:26:00.000-08:00

Today, Alex and I visited the toy section of Wal-Mart just for the heck of it. I love watching Alex's eyes light up when he sees the various toys and all the different colors. When I take a toy off of the rack, he looks so curious and happy and won't let go of the item. It's especially cute when I am planning on getting him something...because then I'll ask him which one he wants and will then give him a choice. It's so much fun...

Anyway, after visiting the toy section, we got ready to check out. It was after the clerk started ringing us up that I noticed some extra items that I didn't place in the cart. I looked at Alex and said: 'I don't remember putting this in the cart.' It was a movie that something to do with brotherhood and wolves and looked pretty scary for Alex. The little dude had taken a few things from the shelves without me knowing. A toy and a movie that someone had left.

I laughed and told Alex, regarding the scary movie: 'In your dreams, buddy.'

Funny thing, he was wearing his Little Devil outfit that has the tail and horns. Quite fitting. And quite adorable.

1st steps...

2009-03-02T18:37:00.000-08:00

First...Yesterday, March 1, 2009, Alex took his first step by himself. It was only one small side step, but it was a step nonetheless. He has been able to walk around while holding onto things...just not the real deal. Last week, too, he really started standing by himself for several seconds...and now this.

Second, today, after I got home from school, Alex was in the bathroom with Inna, while she got ready for work, where he stood for about six to ten seconds, took one step to the side, and face-planted.

Third, right before FHE, Alex mysteriously removed his bottoms and crawled around THUMP THUMP THUMP in his shirt, onesie, and diaper. He stood up next to us while we were reading a conference talk and took two steps. TWO STEPS!!!! Had something not been in the way, he might have taken more. Yeeeah, boy!!!

Lastly, Alex nearly brings tears to our eyes with the adorable things he does. After we finished FHE, Alex started roaming around the kitchen, still pants-free, and then stood in the way of the open refrigerator door, spelunkinng for good eats. Then he focused on one particular thing and tried taking it out: his Dora/Diego the Explorer yogurt. The little dude recognizes one of his favorites quite easily. Anyway, he took one out of the fridge and stuck it to his mouth as Inna got him ready to eat his evening snack. Cute little kid. It was so adorable when we saw what he was playing with in the fridge, his snacks...so cute.

My precious.....

2009-02-25T02:58:00.000-08:00

First picture: Alex meandering around the couch during his dad's study time...with one of his toys in mouth.

Second picture: El Dude, playing around in his crib and playing hide-and-seek with his dad

The byproducts of The Life

2009-02-21T21:00:00.000-08:00

Studying does some crazy things...

Сходишь с ума от домашней работы...
...as does grading too much homework.

... или от проверки домашней работы.

This 'hand sign' is one of the funniest things Armenia has ever contributed to the world...but it doesn't have a good translation into English (something like "Man, what are you talking about?")

Майкин любимый армянский жест. Объяснения здесь для папы с мамой не нужны.

Almost four years...

2009-02-21T20:47:00.000-08:00

Over four years ago, a rotten woman once told us that our marriage wouldn't last. This April 23rd will be our four year anniversary. Four years of bliss, even with all of the stress surrounding school and work. We're both tired together...but happy. As they say in Spanish: Feliz como una lombriz. This part of our life together is called 'HAPPY.'

Four years and counting...so, to that infamous woman: HOW 'BOUT THEM APPLES?

Alex, bouncing on his mom's head...

2009-02-21T20:45:00.000-08:00

No comment necessary...

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2009-02-21T20:40:00.000-08:00

Alex loves pinching faces, which is what he's doing to his dad's face.
Сашке нравится щипать папино лицо.

He also got to ride a horse for the first time...while his mom enouraged him along.

Здесь он в первый раз сел на лошадку.

Female hygiene products...and Alex

2009-02-21T20:29:00.000-08:00

So...I returned from school and saw this. Alex was in the bathroom with Inna while she was getting ready for work.

Однажды Майк вернулся с работы и увидел вот это. Инна готовилась идти на работу, а Сашка сидел на полу и игрался с подкладками.

As you can tell, Alex is by no means female-hygiene-product averse. This'll serve him well in the future when his wife sends him to the store for tampons or pads. Until then...enjoy the innocence while it lasts.

Cute side note: If you look above Alex's left arm in the pic, you'll she a little sock. He takes his dirty socks (or mine...of all kinds...ugh!) and crawls around the house with a sock in each hands and one in his mouth. In the pic, he is probably sitting on two of them.

Обратите внимание на носок, который лежит неподалеку от Сашкиной левой руки. Он просто обожает носки: и грязные, и чистые. Хорошо, что чаще всего свои хватает, а не Майкины вонючие. Ему нравится ползать с носком в каждой рукой и с еще одним во рту.

Oh, it was cute walking in on this.

2009-02-21T20:09:00.000-08:00

Alex, getting into the pots and pans...

....and others. But he still can't get into the stereo. The person who invented duct tape should go deserve a special spot in heaven. Meanwhile, Alex loves hanging around the stereo when we play music. He is especially fond of John Legend's "Green Light."

Сашка лезет во все шкафы и достает кастрюли. Хорошо, что в магнитофон пока залезть не может. Ему очень нравится стоять у магнитофона и смотреть на него, когда играет музыка.

A new idea...Quote of the day

2009-02-21T19:57:00.000-08:00

"Capitalism is crack (the illegal substance). Once you get a taste, you can't get enough." One of my political science professors in discussing the addictive and attractive nature of market economics.

IMPORTANT NOTICE...

2009-02-21T19:33:00.000-08:00

Given the international nature of this blog (ooooooh oooooh, sounds so 'impressive'), we have decided to post our pics and stories in two languages for access in English and Russian. If you have a problem with that...too bad, it's the 21st century and we should have already moved beyond that.

Мы с Майком решили, что будем здесь писать и по-английски, и по-русски. Значит, мне придется все это переводить. Да уж! Ну ничего, для мамы с папой ничего не жалко.

Alex...the sandwich bandido

2009-02-11T14:31:00.000-08:00

Alex has now become a professional escape artist-bandido. Today, while I was doing my homework, Alex was crawling around the house, taking out dishes, spreading out his toys, eating my slippers, etc...just being his regular cute self. But then...all got quiet. I heard the characteristic 'Yum' sound of eating something. I put on my glasses and saw what the dude was up to:

He was eating a slice of bread...part of my sandwich that I had forgotten about. It was resting on the table, meat, gouta cheese, and all. Alex was chowing down on a slice, making his 'yum' sounds. Apparently, I made it even better for him by adding mayonnaise. I got up, laughing, and Alex saw me, then took off on all fours. He returned with the piece of bread sticking out of his mouth...

Also, he has learned how to escape when he thinks he'll get in trouble. We try to keep him out of the cupboards, especially the one under the sink and the one with the glassware. He knows he isn't allowed in those...but the others are okay as long as he doesn't pull out the stuff (and you know how impossible that is...oh well.) So today, I would hear him playing around in one cupboard, and then I'd walk into the kitchen to check on him. He'd hear me and then take off out of the room. I laughed my head off...cute little guy.

So...now he's a professional bandido...and good at it.

Интересная история, которая произошла с Майком и Сашкой. Майк сделал себе бутерброд и оставил его на столе. Сашка игрался на кухне. Вдруг Майк заметил, что Сашки не слышно, то есть слышно только причмокивание. Встал, пошел на кухню и увидел, что Сашка стащил один из ломтей хлеба, сидит и наслаждается хлебом, смазанным майонезом. Когда Майк стал двигаться в направлении Сашки, Сашка быстро убежал от него на четвереньках и с куском хлеба во рту.

Humbling story of the week...for now

2009-01-26T02:20:00.001-08:00

Sundays used to be my favorite day (same as Inna, I think). With Alex, though, Sundays are nearly always a test, a trial, a tribulation...etc etc etc. Alex's sleep patterns get disturbed right off and he never really recovers for the entire day. As a result, he whines for the entire day. No cries, no screams...just whines. As any parents will know, the whines wear and wear away at patience, which exhausts you.

Today was like that. Even worse, add my impatient nature to the equation and you get disaster. Well, I lectured Alex quite a bit today (sorry, I know it's not the nicest thing, but I'm still learning.) He doesn't like getting lectured...at all. So, the poor little guy spent most of the night knowing that his father, at least, was quite annoyed by him. So, he wasn't happy (and he had only napped once).

Before I went to bed (in preparation for Macey's graveyards...), I couldn't stay upset nor could I stand having Alex think I'm mad at him. The little guy was preparing to go to bed, so I kissed him and said, "Alex, I love you." His cute, chunky little face beamed, and he smiled. Oh, it nearly brought me to tears (and I felt the swift heavenly rebuke for losing my patience.)

Our children teach us a great deal and let us know when and what we need to change. I've vowed to work on my impatience...right now. Inna agrees. And so do I. Either way...Alex is still a huge blessing and brings such joy to our lives. One little crawl, one smile, one giggle at a time.

On another somewhat nerdy note...

2009-01-22T17:12:00.000-08:00

Though few of you will care...

I'd thought the country, indeed the whole world, suffered a great injustice when The Dark Knight was denied an Oscar nomination for Best Picture or Best Director...especially since it is the second highest grossing movie of all time, biggest blockbuster of 2008, etc...practically an example of motion picture perfection...

So, just to remind you all (or make you cringe...here is my ode to a great movie). Since I'm posting this message...I accept full responsibility for the nerdiness that it is. What can I say?

...Oh yeah, and just to let you know, the news lies; Heath Ledger made at least two more films after this movie, so portraying the Joker did not cause his death...

Another funny story of the week...

2009-01-22T17:02:00.000-08:00

Igor and Malvina (Alex's aunt and uncle) visited last night, ready to play with the little squirmy ball of joy. Alex proceeded to climb all over Igor, up and down, entertaining all of us. He had taken off his pants while playing in his crib...so Igor was holding Alex, who enjoyed the freedom of only diaper, onesie, and shirt.

All of a sudden, Igor started yelling, while smelling his finger: 'Awwwww, kokoshka (mispelled, I know...but Russian for 'crap')! Oooo!'

Yep, Igor had Alex feces on his finger. Somehow, while holding El Dude, Igor's finger went partially inside Alex's diaper and into a fresh, soft and warm substance. Alex merely laughed as usual...and so did the rest of us. Who would have thought?

Funny story of the week...

2009-01-19T09:25:00.000-08:00

So, Alex is always entertaining people at church, whether it be stealing his dad's glasses (from my face, man...), looking down his mom's shirt (he has stopped that, thankfully), or loudly filling his diaper in Relief Society. Lately, he has enjoyed stealing binkies and toys from other kids. However, his ultimate, for now, has been diaper filling in front of the microphone at church.

So, Mike was talking in the microphone (testimony, I think...all serious and then this...) and right before finishing, Alex began to grunt "Ungh ungh!!!" Several times. Then the little guy's face turned red like a tomato at the last grunt..."Uuuuuunnnnnnngh!"

His Mom and Dad's faces also turned (or at least felt) red. Funny thing, though, only the couples with children laughed, especially the bishop. I think the newer couples didn't know what Alex was doing. To top it off, though, we thought Alex had filled his diaper with (sorry) logs...but he only left a nugget. All that work...and only a nugget.

Latest update...from Los Tremendos

2009-01-17T20:29:00.000-08:00

So with the struggling economy...time to perk up a little with more pictures of Alex and Inna. Well, it makes Mike happy...courtesy of new T-Mobile phones. Yeah, we're a little behind in phone technology, but we finally purchased phones with little cameras. Whew...I'm still catching my breath after that, too.

No one loves restraint...especially Alex, waiting for his mommy, who is waiting for BYU's broken copy machines...

...and then she wooed her husband and son with this supermodel capture. Rrrarr!

Just one more reminder of one of the many reasons why families are and should be forever. Such innocence.